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So I'm bitter and I have some baggage - who doesn't? I'm also quite contrary. Detached and destructive. Capricious.

Biography

I'm single. In my 30's. I started this blog to help me work through some baggage over a boy. The Boy. That worked out well for me. I've still got the baggage but I'm not quite so bitter. Well at least not about The Boy.

Up until May 2006 I worked with children and absolutely loved it. Between the kids and my co-workers I had a lot of funny shit to write about. Then I quit my job or was fired depending on what day it is and who is telling the story. I'm currently unemployed and going back to school for a 2nd degree.

I like mojitos and vodka. Drinking is way too much fun and makes for the best stories. I even got noticed by a national newspaper for drinking and emailing. Go figure.

I've never been married nor do I have any children. I might like to get married someday and have children. I know I would like to have sex again someday. In the near future if at all possible.

I'd like to write a book but fear of failure (and a small case of writer's block) is holding me back. If you would like to give me some advice on this my email address is bitterwithbaggageATgmailDOTcom. Or if you'd just like to be my sugar daddy, I'm taking applications.

I'm obsessed with lip gloss and mascara. And Ryan Adams. Sometimes I develop crushes on other blog writers. Would you like to be my next victim?

Interests

Ryan Adams, the beach, beer in a bottle, great conversations, good books, sushi, people who make me laugh but more importantly people who make me think, blowjobs, lip gloss, mascara, handbags...