Blowjobs

Someone recently pointed out that more than a few of my entries have to do with sex. That may very well be true. I like sex. I haven't had any recently. I'm more than curious about certain aspects of sex. I think that a lot of the stuff we go through to get sex is bullshit. Glad we have that out of the way.

Have you ever been with a guy that says he doesn't really like blowjobs? Or maybe you are one of those guys. Let's see if any of these sound familiar.

"I really don't like blowjobs but I love going down on a woman."

"Maybe I just haven't been with someone who knew how to do it right."

"It just doesn't do anything for me but if you want to go ahead."

"I've never come from a blowjob."

"You can try but I'd really rather just fuck you."

All of the above have either been said to me or one of my friends. I find it quite intriguing. I can't figure out if men really have decided they don't like blowjobs or if these are just lines to make us work harder. Is it reverse psychology to make us try to please? Is it a contest? I dare you to make me come. I really can't figure it out.

Then you have the girls who profess to be practically professional at blowjobs. They tell anyone who will listen how great they are. Maybe you, as a guy, have heard these lines. Or as a girl has said them.

"I can make you come in two minutes."

"I give the best blowjobs in the world. I'm the Queen of blowjobs."

"Let me demonstrate how I would do it on this beer bottle."

"I just want to make you come in my mouth."

"I want to taste myself on you."

Why do girls say this shit? And yes, I might have said one or two of these things in the past. I can't imagine. It's like we run around begging people to blow in our mouths. And it always seems that the girls who "love" blowjobs end up with the guys who could care less. Is it all bullshit? I think it is. People should just say what they feel. We both know everyone loves a good blowjob. And on the other hand, sometimes neither party is all that interested.

"I have no desire to suck to you off."
"That's good because I don't like it much anyway."

"I'd love to have your cock in my mouth."
"That's great because blowjobs fucking rock."

Comments

[James]

Relationship tactics i call them. I think that i have the most fucked up take on sex. but anyway, yeah somepeople say those things and are honest, some say it for reverse psychology, and some say it to force themselves into impossible positions just to be hurt when the inevitable end result of said position comes around and then they sit and wonder why. Fuckin retards.

[Dad Gone Mad]

I have wood.

[Robert kininimont]

Blowjobs- I think im obsessed by them. I think it was to do with my last relationship. She said to me "I want to give you a blowjob" and I refused. Thats unheard of Guys never ever should refuse blowjobs.Now i want one, but my wife thinks its disgusting.Who invented them!

[Besquared]

I'm having some trouble with this issue right now...I think I've only gotten off 3 times from a bj over a fairly active 10 year of being sexually active. It feel good, but just doesn't normally do the trick. I feel bad, because my girlfriend sort of prides herself on her abilities... it's just not happening.

[rach]

I always thought that with a new lover I might say
"I've never had an orgasm from a man in my life" to make him work harder, there's a challenge. It's all about the tactics!

IT`S ALL GOOD

[bigren]

I know something is wrong with me.

My wife and I have both had affairs. I was faithful husband, but after learning my wife cheated on me while I was deployed for 7 months, I began to stray myself. We finally came clean with each other about our affairs. Be careful fellas of wanting to know to much. Not only did she cheat while I was deployed, she fucked the guy in our house when I got back from the deployment. And on another occasion she sucked this soldiers dick and when describing what happened let it out that his dick damn near came to his knees. So to make a long story short I cant stop thinking about my beautiful wife sucking other dicks and letting them cum in her mouth. It affects me such much that I cannot cum when she sucks me off. She'll suck me for 4-5 minutes and thats it. It pisses me off that she wont go the extra mile for me, when I know she probably swallowed their loads. Any suggestions?? I do love her and believe she won't do it again because we had issues back then and I love with everything in me and I no longer stray.

[Mark]

Seriously, some guys just dont like them. Either it gets too sensitive or the tempo isnt right, or there is too much pressure on the guy

[Kaptain]

Email me if you want to give me one.

[jay]

i've said most of those things to girls about blowjobs and have had girls say most of those things to me. i have seriously NEVER had a blowjob feel that great. it's always awkward for me to get one. the only thing that's ever made me come is intercourse. i've been very close from a handjob before though.