Lingerie Commercial Hair

I was at a lingerie store on Wednesday to purchase some unmentionables. Now let me tell you, I like being a girl most of the time but when it comes to purchasing unmentionables I am not a very enthusiastic girl. Oh sure, I like wearing lingerie. I love having lingerie bought for me. I especially love having lingerie stripped off of me. I just don't like going through the process of buying it MOST of the time.

I was trying on some bras to make sure my boobies looked good in them. I know you might find this weird but I wanted to make sure the rack looked appetizing. I'm going to share a little secret with you... One of my boobs is a little bigger than the other one. Therefore, I try on all my bras to make sure everything looks like it should. I'm not planning on anyone seeing my goodies anytime soon but I thought buying some new garments might inspire me to eventually get naked again someday. Or perhaps I am lying to you and I am planning on having some nakedness this weekend.

Anyway, here I am in the dressing room and I decide to take my hair down. It had been in a topknot all day from work so it was fairly curly. I fluffed it all out to see how cute I looked in my undies with my hair all wild and a come hither look on my face. Go ahead and laugh at me. I was starring in my very own lingerie commercial.

Next thing I know, I'm flipping my hair around and making sure I look fuckable when I look over my shoulder with my hair in my eyes. I was like a woman possessed. Smiling, pouting, running my fingers through my hair. I was fascinated with my hair. It was so shiny and soft and big. I've decided I want lingerie commercial hair everyday.

By the way, I bought this ensemble in cayman blue. This in white and red. I also got this and these in cherub pink. And no, I don't look like these girls but I have great fucking hair.

Yes, I know there is something seriously wrong with me but at least I am able to entertain myself.

Comments

[SoW]

girl, i tell ya, i've been in love w/ my hair lately as well. it's kinda off-putting b/c i've never been so in love w/ my hair in my life as i do now. i'm afraid i'll be too self-absorbed!

[Rebecca]

OK, i've read a few of these, and either you are insane, you are completely normal or you are insane because you think you are insane.
You're being honest, not many people do that, but if everyone was, you would find that we're all pretty similar. Not meaning to steal your crazy label, but we can all be strange and quirky sometimes. I've sat in a dressing room pushing my ass up to the mirror on occasions... felt i was strange afterwards too.
Maybe everyone should get over themselves and admit that we all are a little bit wierd.
I have boofy hair... damn you.

[Nora]

I do this all the time! I love my hair too even though it's always had the upper hand over me and I have to slave over it for hours... U know what else I do? I set my camera on automatic pic mode after 10 seconds and I stand back and fluff my hair and (try to) look sexily fragile and pouty staring into the distance... :) LOVE your blog.