Lola's Little Secrets Part Two

71. In 1978 I was obsessed with the song "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy". The school called my mom because I kept singing it on the playground. It was deemed inappropriate for a Christian private school.

72. I have a major crush on Dave Grohl.

73. When I am nervous I like to touch myself. I rub my arms or my calves. Everyone notices it but me.

74. I own 173 pairs of shoes.

75. I had my tongue pierced.

76. I've been arrested twice.

77. The smell of Brussel Sprouts makes me throw up.

78. In a stalkerish sort of way, I want to marry Jimmy Fallon.

79. I have not had a speeding ticket since I was 17 years old. This doesn't mean I'm a safe driver. It just means I'm lucky.

80. My hair has been red, brown, black, pink, and blond depending on my mood.

81. For two years I didn't eat any red meat, drink carbonated beverages, or allow myself any alcohol. I'm pretty sure I was a little bit insane when I decided to make those lifestyle choices.

82. I cry everytime I see the movie "Blast From The Past".

83. I live in a place popular for BBQ but I'm not really that fond of it. People come to visit me wanting to go eat at __________ so I suffer through it but I don't like it.

84. I cannot do math without a calculator. It makes my head hurt.

85. I broke my ankle, while drunk, in 11th grade. Two days later I had to have all four wisdom teeth taken out by oral surgery. I had a bad reaction to the anesthetic. The next day my parents left for a 7 day cruise. I'm not sure I've ever forgiven them for leaving me alone.

86. I think I've decided to replace Gina Gershon with Jordanna Brewster for my girl on girl fantasy.

87. Plenty of men have bought me presents but no one has ever bought me lingerie.

88. I own 37 pairs of jeans.

89. I write poetry. Just for me. No one is allowed to see it.

90. I hate birds.

91. I love to sleep in the middle of the day. Nothing makes me happier than to slip between the sheets and rest my head on my cool Wo for an hour or two in the middle of the day.

92. I tried to break my own arm when I was little by throwing myself off my bike. What can I say? I thought it would be cool.

93. I've never had sex in a car.

94. I sort of snore when I'm very, very drunk. It's sort of between a snore and a hiccup. It's very odd sounding. (Someone recorded it once so I could hear it.)

95. I've spent time with a lot of bands but I've never had sex with someone famous. I'm a groupie without the sexual favors.

96. I love tapioca pudding.

97. I hate the smell of coffee but I drink it.

98. Some people may think it is a bad movie about sadomasochism but I think "The Secretary" is a great love story. I want someone to wash my hair like James Spader does to Maggie Gyllenhaal near the end of the movie.

99. I like strip clubs.

101. My nose twitches when I am about to cry.

102. Recently I have felt betrayed by someone I thought I could trust. It hurts.

103. When I was little I dreamed about bears chasing me. I didn't dream about them for a very long time. Recently, the bears have been back a few times.

104. I suck on my left thumb knuckle when I'm really upset but trying not to be.

105. Sometimes I'm too serious for my own good. Other times I'm inappropriately humorous.

106. I haven't had sex in a year and seven months. Not because I couldn't have sex if I wanted to but because I haven't wanted to.

Comments

[Lestlie]

I live in a place that's popular for BBQ as well, and I don't ever eat it either. I'd rather have BBQ in Oklahoma (where I used to live) than eat it in KC (where I live now). That drives people nuts.

[SoW]

reading through your lists, it makes me want to update my list a little.

WEll I'm glad I could inspire you.