Answers For Caryn

A while ago Caryn asked some questions.  I already answered the question about what was in my purse.  I'm going to answer a few of the others like I promised.

Have you had more sex sober or not?
What is your drug of choice?
What's your favorite part of your job?
Have you ever considered plastic surgery?
If you were going to write a book of nonfiction, what would it be about?

I have had more sex sober than drunk.  I enjoy sex immensely, therefore I usually like to have all my faculties about me when I am doing it.  (Except for The Fiancee, with him I had to be drunk as fuck.)

I have never been much of a drug user as far as illegal drugs go.  I've smoked pot.  I've done X exactly twice in my life.  That's it.  No acid.  No coke.  No speed.  I've been surrounded by drug users so I'm not being judgmental but drugs have just never had an appeal to me.  I'm already psycho enough without help.  That being said I would have to choose vodka as my drug of choice.  Or Xanax.

My favorite part of my job is being the boss.  Plain and simple.  I love being the person other people have to answer to.

I am not desperate enough to consider plastic surgery.  Yet.  I have considered Botox.  I have two little furrows between my eyebrows.  I squint when I am thinking especially hard or I am angry.  I've squinted since I was a tiny child.  It's a bad habit.  I'm not too fond of those two furrows.  I would like to see them go away. 

I need more time on the last question.  I've thought about it a lot.  I am just not sure.  When I figure out the answer I will let you know.  However, I think I am better suited for fiction.

Any more questions?  Anyone?

Comments

[June Bug]

me no like furrows either. although i only have 1. how does THAT happen. i too am considering botox. before i do that however, i just purchased the line by Lauder. maybe i can hold off on botox.

i will let you know how it works out.

have a great week!

I'm attempting other alternatives before I turn to Botox.

[Cindy]

Looking back on your life, what is one thing that you wished you had done differently.

Good question. I'll work on an answer.

[Mister Hand]

Okay, stop it with the Botox. You'll look like a FREAK.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with having a couple of wrinkles. I'm sure you're the only one who is bothered by those wrinkles, and I'm sure that's only because you think you SHOULD be bothered. If I was your boyfriend I would tell you every day who cute they are and discourage this whole Botox idea.

But you aren't my boyfriend darlin'.

[Caryn]

:)

[Bettejo]

Mister Hand, you rock.

Lola, if it bothers you that bad, try collagan, it won't paralyze your face. After my breast reduction, I wanted to get botox, and spoke to the over botoxed barbie in his office. She said look, I can't frown (or make any facial expression). That turned me off, so now I'm thinking eye lift.

I think an eye lift would make me look surprised all the time. I don't want a lot of Botox...just a tiny bit.

[Dawn]

I love you, Mister Hand. Ixnay on the OtoxBay, Lola. Better to have a few wrinkles than look like an expressionless freak. Why shouldn't we be allowed to age the way humans have since the beginning of time? It's not ugly, it's life. You'll be beautiful at every age.

Thank you Dawn.

[The Macek Collective]

Time for some motherfuckin Macek Haiku-

Mr. Hand likes boys
Key kids I've got a boner!Pedophelia.

Are you smoking Turkish hash again?

[Michael]

Medicine is evolving exponentially these days. Is there anything that you look forward to (for yourself) in the field of medicine? For instance, I am missing a tooth and would like to have some cells implanted and grow a new one.

Related: If they found the supposed "death gene" and could turn off aging (or delay it for a looong time), would you want to do that? Would you want to live to 150?