What An Effing Douche

OK I admit I watch The Hills.  Part of the joy of watching it is to see what a fucking douche bag Spencer Pratt will be each week.  Seriously, the guy is the worst.  His "girlfriend" isn't much better but we aren't here to talk about her.

Radar has given this guy his own advice column.  Really?  Do you really think he can give good advice?  Really?  And what kind of assholes are actually writing in for advice from him?  It boggles the mind.

Spencer's latest column is about ass sex.  Now if you've been reading me for any amount of time you know ass sex is a big no no with me.  No way, no how.  (Not even for you, Macek.)  He says that his boxing coach basically suggests sticking a pinkie in and seeing how it goes from there.  ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

Let me just say... you should never stick anything in anyone's butt without discussing it with them first.  There is never any reason to ambush someone's asshole be it with a pinkie, a dick, or a dildo.  Seriously.  No ifs, ands, or butts about it.

Comments

[CM]

Not the kind of surprise most people would enjoy.

[J]

I agree the question was gross but I commend Radar for giving Spencer Pratt an outlet for his voice. I don't think we get to see enough of this gifted and talented young man.

I was talking to a friend the other day about Lou Dobbs. I was wondering who watches Lou Dobbs anyways?? All he talks about is one issue-immigration.

Why doesn't CNN give that hour to Spencer and Heidi? I'd tune in every day to see what those two have to say about anything and everything.